Monday, July 6, 2009

Bye bye Sarah! Don't let the door hit you...

Can I just say "thank you" from women everywhere? Well I am. THANK YOU Sarah Palin, for so graciously stepping out of the limelight--and by graciously I mean like a sow slicked with Crisco and motor oil. There she goes folks, squealing all the way as the door hits her in her curly little tail! Sarah Palin and her ilk (ahem, can we say Carrie Prejean?) represent much that is wrong with the female political voice in America today. Why is it, as I've said before, that the dumbest among us are always the most vocal? I know there are myriad brilliant women out there--but why are their voices not heard? I can think of one reason...not the only reason, but one little one: because little piggies like Sarah and Carrie are hogging the media spotlight while simultaneously bitching about being in said spotlight as if they don't chase it at every turn.

UGH! The only thing that frustrates me more is people who think she had any right to run as VP to begin with, as if she had any merit of her own. I am not a Hillary Clinton fan, but to compare Sarah Palin's intelligence to Hillary Clinton's is like comparing an aerospace engineer to the fry guy at McDonald's, seriously. We should expect more of ALL of our elected officials, male and female. ONE VAGINA IS NOT AS GOOD AS ANOTHER. *On a side note: I don't think Sarah Palin even deserves to have one. Ahem, thank you.

Dear Fry Girl:

Maybe now, with your newfound free time, you'll pick up a newspaper or perhaps even try that newfangled contraption they call "the internets!"